Friday Funny

The list below was sent to me, and honestly it was just what I needed! A good laugh!! My favorites are highlighted!!

We are off to the drive-in again tonight. We have a signing in the same area so we figured we'd just make a date out of it! Tomorrow Toms River plays in the finals for the Mid-Atlantic regionals...the winner is on to Williamsport for the Little League World Series! We'll proably miss the game cuz we are planning a day at the beach. If you haven't figured it out yet, I LOVE following the LLWS (even if TR is not in it). I look forward to it all summer! Tonight is the first televised game, but we will miss it (I think its the Great Lakes regional finals but not sure).


And now for you reading pleasure....

Best "out of office" auto-responses

1) I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail
to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2) I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.

3) You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

4) Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management.

5) I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on ______. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

6) Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

7) The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

8) Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.
You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

9) Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.

10) I am on vacation. Your e-mail has been deleted.

11) Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

12) Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.

13) I've run away to join a different circus.

14) I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Yvette'.